THE FLATTEST RECORD EVER MADE!
COLOUR OR BLACK VINYL RANDOMLY
Includes unlimited streaming of FLAT EARTH
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COMPLETELY FLAT SHIRT
T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album
LAY THIS SHIRT ON THE GROUND TO REVEAL THE CONTOUR OF THE PLANET BENEATH IT
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SPACE HORROR TENTACLE SHIRT
T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album
DESIGNED BY CURSE OF FACE
MODELLED BY FLAT EARTHER BEN
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FLAT ATLAS / FLATLAS SHIRT
T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album
DESIGNED BY CRITICAL THANOS THEORY
MODELLED BY TIM FROM KINGFISHER BLUEZ
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EARTH SHAPED PICTUREDISC
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
INCLUDES FREE GLOBE
I DID EVENTUALLY GET THESE MADE!!
LATHE CUT BY RED SPADE RECORDS
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lyrics
IN MY EMAILS EVERY DAY /
ASKING ME FOR MY HARD EARNED PAY /
CHARITIES ARE A FUCKING SCAM /
DESIGNED TO FLEECE THE WORKING MAN /
DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CHARITY HANDING OUT MONEY??? / NO!!!
TAKE TAKE TAKE IS ALL THEY DO / BUT THEY WON'T FOOL ME AND YOU /
THEY WANT TO PROMOTE A SPHERICAL EARTH / GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING JERKS /
DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES
ALWAYS KNOCKING AT MY DOOR /
ASKING ME FOR A LITTLE MORE /
I WORK HARD FOR EVERY DIME /
THE EARTH IS FLAT DON'T WASTE MY TIME /
DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CHARITY HANDING OUT MONEY??? / NO!!!
TAKE TAKE TAKE IS ALL THEY DO / BUT THEY WON'T FOOL ME AND YOU /
THEY WANT TO PROMOTE A SPHERICAL EARTH / GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING JERKS /
DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES
From the first deadened cowbell to the last dissonant guitar interval, Dutch quartet Geo's new record is shaped for impact. Bandcamp Album of the Day Apr 25, 2024