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BEWARE OF DOGS

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lyrics

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT QUITE A LOT OF DOGS ARE SECRETLY RACCOONS
WHO PAINT ONE ANOTHER'S FACES TO GET FREE FOOD
I WON'T STAND FOR IT
THEY DON'T KNOW ME
I'LL PROTECT MYSELF FROM EVIL
I KNOW WHAT THOSE RACCOONS BELIEVE

THAT IF YOU WALK A STRAIGHT LINE
AND YOU WALK FAR ENOUGH
SOMEHOW YOU ARRIVE
BACK WHERE YOU STARTED FROM
AND THERE'S NO 150 FOOT ICE WALL
NO EDGE TO MEET
I KNOW THAT MIGHT SOUND STUPID
BUT IT'S WHAT THOSE DUMB TRASH PANDAS BELIEVE

WHEN A DOG APPROACHES ME ASKING FOR TREATS
I CHECK FOR A STRIPY TAIL
I ASK IF HE LIVES IN A GARBAGE PAIL
IF YOU'RE A DOG LET'S FEEL YOUR NOSE
WHY NOT ENJOY A LITTLE SQUEEZE
I'LL PROTECT MY HOME FROM MASKED EVIL
I KNOW WHAT THOSE RACCOONS BELIEVE

THAT IF YOU WALK A STRAIGHT LINE
AND YOU WALK FAR ENOUGH
SOMEHOW YOU ARRIVE
BACK WHERE YOU STARTED FROM
AND THERE'S NO 150 FOOT ICE WALL
NO EDGE TO MEET
I KNOW THAT MIGHT SOUND STUPID
BUT IT'S WHAT THOSE DUMB TRASH PANDAS BELIEVE

FROM EDGE TO EDGE OF THIS FINITE LAND
IS THIS REALLY ALL THERE IS
UNDER THE WATCH OF A SLOWLY CIRCLING SUN
AS SURE AS I AM OF ANYTHING

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from FLAT EARTH, released January 25, 2020

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