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FLAT EARTH
01:17
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YOU THINK THAT THE EARTH IS ROUND MOTHERFUCKER??? /
ARE ALL BUILDINGS NAILED DOWN MOTHERFUCKER??? / NO!!!
TELL ME AGAIN HOW ANTARCTICA WORKS??? /
ARE PENGUINS FALLING OFF THE SURFACE OF EARTH???? /
NO!!!
FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH /
YOU THINK THAT THE EARTH LOOKS CURVED MOTHERFUCKER??? /
DO THE BOTTOMS OF CLOUDS LOOK CURVED MOTHERFUCKER??? / NO!!!
TAKE A PHOTO FROM AN AIRPLANE WINDOW /
THE ATMOSPHERE IS WARPING THE PLANET BELOW /
YOU DUMB FUCK!!! /
FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH
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DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES
01:27
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IN MY EMAILS EVERY DAY /
ASKING ME FOR MY HARD EARNED PAY /
CHARITIES ARE A FUCKING SCAM /
DESIGNED TO FLEECE THE WORKING MAN /
DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CHARITY HANDING OUT MONEY??? / NO!!!
TAKE TAKE TAKE IS ALL THEY DO / BUT THEY WON'T FOOL ME AND YOU /
THEY WANT TO PROMOTE A SPHERICAL EARTH / GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING JERKS /
DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES
ALWAYS KNOCKING AT MY DOOR /
ASKING ME FOR A LITTLE MORE /
I WORK HARD FOR EVERY DIME /
THE EARTH IS FLAT DON'T WASTE MY TIME /
DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CHARITY HANDING OUT MONEY??? / NO!!!
TAKE TAKE TAKE IS ALL THEY DO / BUT THEY WON'T FOOL ME AND YOU /
THEY WANT TO PROMOTE A SPHERICAL EARTH / GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING JERKS /
DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES
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THE MOON IS REAL
01:36
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DRIVE THROUGH ARIZONA WHAT DO YOU SEE
LOOKS LIKE HOW THE MOON LOOKS ON TV
WHY DO THEY TELL YOU THAT IT'S MADE OF CHEESE???
THEY'RE TESTING THE LIMITS OF WHAT YOU'LL BELIEVE
I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT MY EYES SEE
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW TO THINK
I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT MY HEART FEELS
I CAN ONLY HOPE YOU BELIEVE
THE MOON IS REAL A REAL FUCKIN SCAM!
THE MOON WAS BUILT AND BROUGHT HERE BY THE MOTHERFUCKIN MAN!
WHO STANDS TO GAIN BY WITHHOLDING THE TRUTH
WHAT COULD BE AT STAKE FOR THEM TO LIE TO YOU
WHO STANDS TO GAIN???
WHO STANDS TO GAIN???
WHO STANDS TO GAIN???
WHO STANDS TO GAIN???
DRIVE THROUGH MAUNA KEA
WHAT DO YOU SEE
A MESA-LIKE HILL WITH A VALLEY BENEATH
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD TO ME
AN AMERICAN FLAG WAVING IN THE BREEZE
I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT MY EYES SEE
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW TO THINK
I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT MY HEART FEELS
I CAN ONLY HOPE YOU BELIEVE
THE MOON IS REAL A REAL FUCKIN SCAM!
THE MOON WAS BUILT AND BROUGHT HERE BY THE MOTHERFUCKIN MAN!
WHO STANDS TO GAIN BY WITHHOLDING THE TRUTH
WHAT COULD BE AT STAKE FOR THEM TO LIE TO YOU
WHO STANDS TO GAIN???
WHO STANDS TO GAIN???
WHO STANDS TO GAIN???
WHO STANDS TO GAIN???
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LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE
01:06
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WE ARE NOT THE LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE
THEY ARE FUCKING CRAZY CRAZY PEOPLE
HOW THE FUCK ARE LIZARDS PEOPLE, PEOPLE?
HAVE YOU SEEN A LIZARD BE A PERSON? YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T!
LIZARD PEOPLE ARE A MYTH!
DESIGNED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE YOU FORGET
THAT WE'RE LIVING ON A MOTHERFUCKING DISC
EVERY DAY YOU'RE LIED TO BY YOUR PARENTS
WE ARE NOT THE LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE
THEY ARE FUCKING CRAZY CRAZY PEOPLE
HOW THE FUCK ARE LIZARDS PEOPLE, PEOPLE?
HAVE YOU SEEN A LIZARD BE A PERSON? YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T!
THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED- THAT'S A FACT
THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL- THAT'S A FACT
THE DA VINCI CODE IS REAL- THAT'S A FACT
EVERY DAY YOU'RE LIED TO BY YOUR MUM AND DAD
WE ARE NOT THE LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE
THEY ARE FUCKING CRAZY CRAZY PEOPLE
HOW THE FUCK ARE LIZARDS PEOPLE, PEOPLE?
BUT SHOW ME A LIZARD THAT'S A PERSON- YOU FUCKIN CAN'T!
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BEWARE OF DOGS
01:47
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EVERYONE KNOWS THAT QUITE A LOT OF DOGS ARE SECRETLY RACCOONS
WHO PAINT ONE ANOTHER'S FACES TO GET FREE FOOD
I WON'T STAND FOR IT
THEY DON'T KNOW ME
I'LL PROTECT MYSELF FROM EVIL
I KNOW WHAT THOSE RACCOONS BELIEVE
THAT IF YOU WALK A STRAIGHT LINE
AND YOU WALK FAR ENOUGH
SOMEHOW YOU ARRIVE
BACK WHERE YOU STARTED FROM
AND THERE'S NO 150 FOOT ICE WALL
NO EDGE TO MEET
I KNOW THAT MIGHT SOUND STUPID
BUT IT'S WHAT THOSE DUMB TRASH PANDAS BELIEVE
WHEN A DOG APPROACHES ME ASKING FOR TREATS
I CHECK FOR A STRIPY TAIL
I ASK IF HE LIVES IN A GARBAGE PAIL
IF YOU'RE A DOG LET'S FEEL YOUR NOSE
WHY NOT ENJOY A LITTLE SQUEEZE
I'LL PROTECT MY HOME FROM MASKED EVIL
I KNOW WHAT THOSE RACCOONS BELIEVE
THAT IF YOU WALK A STRAIGHT LINE
AND YOU WALK FAR ENOUGH
SOMEHOW YOU ARRIVE
BACK WHERE YOU STARTED FROM
AND THERE'S NO 150 FOOT ICE WALL
NO EDGE TO MEET
I KNOW THAT MIGHT SOUND STUPID
BUT IT'S WHAT THOSE DUMB TRASH PANDAS BELIEVE
FROM EDGE TO EDGE OF THIS FINITE LAND
IS THIS REALLY ALL THERE IS
UNDER THE WATCH OF A SLOWLY CIRCLING SUN
AS SURE AS I AM OF ANYTHING
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ATOM ANT
01:15
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WHO TELLS YOU THAT ATOMS EXIST
DOCTORS AND TEACHERS, NEVER LITTLE KIDS
I FOR ONE BELIEVE IN A CHILD'S SMILING FACE
GREAT WISDOM LIES BEHIND INNOCENT EYES
THE SMALLEST THING THAT I CAN SEE IS AN ANT
DON'T TELL ME THERE'S SOMETHING SMALLER THAN THAT
ASK A CHILD OR BETTER YET ASK YOURSELF
WHAT'S THE SMALLEST THING IN THE WORLD???
AN ANT.
PILOTS, SCIENTISTS, EVEN THE MOON
LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE, YOUR PARENTS, RACCOONS
I FOR ONE BELIEVE IN A CHILD'S SMILING FACE
I DON'T JUST BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT PEOPLE SAY
THE SMALLEST THING THAT I CAN SEE IS AN ANT
DON'T TELL ME THERE'S SOMETHING SMALLER THAN THAT
ASK A CHILD OR BETTER YET ASK YOURSELF
WHAT'S THE SMALLEST THING IN THE WORLD???
AN ANT.
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