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FLAT EARTH

by FLAT EARTH

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currvitaehc Saw this band in the ALF House backyard a few years ago and it was excellent. Now I can listen to my favourite songs whenever I want to! Favorite track: LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE.
bigshow1973
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bigshow1973 AUSSIE TOUR SUPPORTING THE HARD ONS!! GET WRITING LADZ!!
Favorite track: DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES.
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timmy gogo Please god make more music. This is my fave 7" in five years. Favorite track: ATOM ANT.
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1.
FLAT EARTH 01:17
YOU THINK THAT THE EARTH IS ROUND MOTHERFUCKER??? / ARE ALL BUILDINGS NAILED DOWN MOTHERFUCKER??? / NO!!! TELL ME AGAIN HOW ANTARCTICA WORKS??? / ARE PENGUINS FALLING OFF THE SURFACE OF EARTH???? / NO!!! FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH / YOU THINK THAT THE EARTH LOOKS CURVED MOTHERFUCKER??? / DO THE BOTTOMS OF CLOUDS LOOK CURVED MOTHERFUCKER??? / NO!!! TAKE A PHOTO FROM AN AIRPLANE WINDOW / THE ATMOSPHERE IS WARPING THE PLANET BELOW / YOU DUMB FUCK!!! / FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH FLAT EARTH
2.
IN MY EMAILS EVERY DAY / ASKING ME FOR MY HARD EARNED PAY / CHARITIES ARE A FUCKING SCAM / DESIGNED TO FLEECE THE WORKING MAN / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CHARITY HANDING OUT MONEY??? / NO!!! TAKE TAKE TAKE IS ALL THEY DO / BUT THEY WON'T FOOL ME AND YOU / THEY WANT TO PROMOTE A SPHERICAL EARTH / GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING JERKS / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES ALWAYS KNOCKING AT MY DOOR / ASKING ME FOR A LITTLE MORE / I WORK HARD FOR EVERY DIME / THE EARTH IS FLAT DON'T WASTE MY TIME / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CHARITY HANDING OUT MONEY??? / NO!!! TAKE TAKE TAKE IS ALL THEY DO / BUT THEY WON'T FOOL ME AND YOU / THEY WANT TO PROMOTE A SPHERICAL EARTH / GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING JERKS / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES / DON'T GIVE TO CHARITIES
3.
DRIVE THROUGH ARIZONA WHAT DO YOU SEE LOOKS LIKE HOW THE MOON LOOKS ON TV WHY DO THEY TELL YOU THAT IT'S MADE OF CHEESE??? THEY'RE TESTING THE LIMITS OF WHAT YOU'LL BELIEVE I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT MY EYES SEE I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW TO THINK I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT MY HEART FEELS I CAN ONLY HOPE YOU BELIEVE THE MOON IS REAL A REAL FUCKIN SCAM! THE MOON WAS BUILT AND BROUGHT HERE BY THE MOTHERFUCKIN MAN! WHO STANDS TO GAIN BY WITHHOLDING THE TRUTH WHAT COULD BE AT STAKE FOR THEM TO LIE TO YOU WHO STANDS TO GAIN??? WHO STANDS TO GAIN??? WHO STANDS TO GAIN??? WHO STANDS TO GAIN??? DRIVE THROUGH MAUNA KEA WHAT DO YOU SEE A MESA-LIKE HILL WITH A VALLEY BENEATH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD TO ME AN AMERICAN FLAG WAVING IN THE BREEZE I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT MY EYES SEE I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW TO THINK I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT MY HEART FEELS I CAN ONLY HOPE YOU BELIEVE THE MOON IS REAL A REAL FUCKIN SCAM! THE MOON WAS BUILT AND BROUGHT HERE BY THE MOTHERFUCKIN MAN! WHO STANDS TO GAIN BY WITHHOLDING THE TRUTH WHAT COULD BE AT STAKE FOR THEM TO LIE TO YOU WHO STANDS TO GAIN??? WHO STANDS TO GAIN??? WHO STANDS TO GAIN??? WHO STANDS TO GAIN???
4.
WE ARE NOT THE LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE THEY ARE FUCKING CRAZY CRAZY PEOPLE HOW THE FUCK ARE LIZARDS PEOPLE, PEOPLE? HAVE YOU SEEN A LIZARD BE A PERSON? YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T! LIZARD PEOPLE ARE A MYTH! DESIGNED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE YOU FORGET THAT WE'RE LIVING ON A MOTHERFUCKING DISC EVERY DAY YOU'RE LIED TO BY YOUR PARENTS WE ARE NOT THE LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE THEY ARE FUCKING CRAZY CRAZY PEOPLE HOW THE FUCK ARE LIZARDS PEOPLE, PEOPLE? HAVE YOU SEEN A LIZARD BE A PERSON? YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T! THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED- THAT'S A FACT THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL- THAT'S A FACT THE DA VINCI CODE IS REAL- THAT'S A FACT EVERY DAY YOU'RE LIED TO BY YOUR MUM AND DAD WE ARE NOT THE LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE THEY ARE FUCKING CRAZY CRAZY PEOPLE HOW THE FUCK ARE LIZARDS PEOPLE, PEOPLE? BUT SHOW ME A LIZARD THAT'S A PERSON- YOU FUCKIN CAN'T!
5.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT QUITE A LOT OF DOGS ARE SECRETLY RACCOONS WHO PAINT ONE ANOTHER'S FACES TO GET FREE FOOD I WON'T STAND FOR IT THEY DON'T KNOW ME I'LL PROTECT MYSELF FROM EVIL I KNOW WHAT THOSE RACCOONS BELIEVE THAT IF YOU WALK A STRAIGHT LINE AND YOU WALK FAR ENOUGH SOMEHOW YOU ARRIVE BACK WHERE YOU STARTED FROM AND THERE'S NO 150 FOOT ICE WALL NO EDGE TO MEET I KNOW THAT MIGHT SOUND STUPID BUT IT'S WHAT THOSE DUMB TRASH PANDAS BELIEVE WHEN A DOG APPROACHES ME ASKING FOR TREATS I CHECK FOR A STRIPY TAIL I ASK IF HE LIVES IN A GARBAGE PAIL IF YOU'RE A DOG LET'S FEEL YOUR NOSE WHY NOT ENJOY A LITTLE SQUEEZE I'LL PROTECT MY HOME FROM MASKED EVIL I KNOW WHAT THOSE RACCOONS BELIEVE THAT IF YOU WALK A STRAIGHT LINE AND YOU WALK FAR ENOUGH SOMEHOW YOU ARRIVE BACK WHERE YOU STARTED FROM AND THERE'S NO 150 FOOT ICE WALL NO EDGE TO MEET I KNOW THAT MIGHT SOUND STUPID BUT IT'S WHAT THOSE DUMB TRASH PANDAS BELIEVE FROM EDGE TO EDGE OF THIS FINITE LAND IS THIS REALLY ALL THERE IS UNDER THE WATCH OF A SLOWLY CIRCLING SUN AS SURE AS I AM OF ANYTHING
6.
ATOM ANT 01:15
WHO TELLS YOU THAT ATOMS EXIST DOCTORS AND TEACHERS, NEVER LITTLE KIDS I FOR ONE BELIEVE IN A CHILD'S SMILING FACE GREAT WISDOM LIES BEHIND INNOCENT EYES THE SMALLEST THING THAT I CAN SEE IS AN ANT DON'T TELL ME THERE'S SOMETHING SMALLER THAN THAT ASK A CHILD OR BETTER YET ASK YOURSELF WHAT'S THE SMALLEST THING IN THE WORLD??? AN ANT. PILOTS, SCIENTISTS, EVEN THE MOON LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE, YOUR PARENTS, RACCOONS I FOR ONE BELIEVE IN A CHILD'S SMILING FACE I DON'T JUST BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT PEOPLE SAY THE SMALLEST THING THAT I CAN SEE IS AN ANT DON'T TELL ME THERE'S SOMETHING SMALLER THAN THAT ASK A CHILD OR BETTER YET ASK YOURSELF WHAT'S THE SMALLEST THING IN THE WORLD??? AN ANT.

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released January 25, 2020

RECORDED BY JESSE GANDER AT RAIN CITY RECORDERS
ART BY WURST WORLD

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FLAT EARTH Vancouver, British Columbia

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AWESOME ZACH- BASS

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